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Enjoy reading us make a fool out of ourselves in what started as a harmless biology joke....
Ryou_chan:... this brb thing takes a while....
Asuka: Who sent it? I forgot!
Asuka: Lol!
Ryou_chan: u...
Asuka : Was it me???
Ryou_chan:
you
Asuka:
Gosh I'm a git! Forgot to say I'm back and was here research foreign policy after Sept. 11 all this time!
Ryou_chan:
*anime fall*
Asuka:
*sweatdrop*
Asuka:
*sighs* work work work
Ryou_chan:
*pokes work* .......It appears to be asexual..
Ryou_chan:
...And highly contagious....
Asuka:
*nods in agreement*
Asuka:
*starts imagining a test and a worksheet making out*
Asuka:
yes, i can be perverted when I want to!
Ryou_chan:
As you can see here it reacts highly to Ink and lead.... and is poisonus to Cola and Orange juice...
Asuka:
lmao
Asuka:whose offspring is cherry coke and which we enjoy consuming since it clogs our arteries up with sugar
Ryou_chan:
....It appears to be a wood based non-life form
Ryou_chan:
...and ... Drives humans to the brink of insanity..
Asuka:
coming from the family demonae
Asuka:
*examining essays now* Essays are a life-form which apparently evolved from Satan, or the Dark Side, or the Shadow Realm.
Ryou_chan:
They eventually evolved into a superior race, we call... the I.B. .... which ... appears to suck the life out of 11th and 12th graders all around the world....
Asuka:
It has a molecular structure of paper shreads, apparently the most stubborn and unreactive yet most dangerous of elements. The IB race is complete with a grading rubric, the ultimate form of a piece of paper.
Ryou_chan:
Indeed...this has been Bakura and Yugi ... reporting live from the scene of the late Seto Kaiba... who suffered a major attack... from these bizzare specimens.... Yugi ... over too you....
Ryou_chan:
....Dammit Midgit I said OVER TO YOU!!!
Asuka:
(sry... was downstairs cuz this printer ran outta ink!)
Asuka:
After some reason done by our psychiatrist Duke Devlin on molecular engineering, it can be concluded that the DNA of these bizzare specimens have the same ribosomal structure as the excrement of the funny bunny. We all know who holds this abnormal specimen close to his heart and one can only suspect.
Ryou_chan:
Bakura: Here we have a witness at the scene of Kaiba corp where the attack took place, Mr Taylor, what can you tell us of this pheonomina?
Ryou_chan:
Tristen: ...A stack of Paper fell of Kaiba....
Ryou_chan:
Bakura: Facinating story...Yugi back to you..
Asuka:
Yugi: Were there any paper cuts on Kaiba afterwards? These specimens obviously feed upon the skin of humans and ink... can this even be classified as a diet?
Ryou_chan:
Bakura: Mr Taylor?
Tristan: No really... It was a stack of paper ... and it F-e-l-l- on Kaaaiiba.... THATS IT!!! YOU PAIR OF WHACK JOBS!!!
Bakura: Truly extrordinary....Yugi what is your insight on this Attack *Tristen screaming obsienities in BG*
Asuka:
Yugi: Apparently the papers were hungry, printer ink lacks the sufficient protein which they require in order to give people paper cuts.
Ryou_chan:
Bakura: This has been Bakura Ryou and Yugi Motou...LIVE at the scene of the paper assault on Seto Kaiba.... Now! Heres Marik with the weather!
Ryou_chan:
Marik:
'''' Its sunny..Ryou_chan:
Bakura: oooookay!! Back to the Studio... Mokuba?
Asuka:
Marik: WAIT!!!! Ra is in the sky! *jumping up and down pointing at the sun on the chart* BOW TO RA!!!! he brings warmth!
Ryou_chan:
Bakura: ....Please excuse that scene just witnessed our Weatherman, has recently been released from Domino Psychiatric ward....
Asuka:
Yugi: Where his counter part Yami Marik stil resides.
Ryou_chan:
Bakura: ....*whispering* I thought he was in the shadow realm?
Asuka:
Yugi: *shhh!* We are telling lies to the public. Good lies!
Ryou_chan:
Bakura <Gotcha> SOOOO now onto sports!!! heres Joey with the latest from the English Premier league!
Asuka:
Joey: THEY SUCK! They don't sell hotdogs at the stands because of bunch of people that sound like Ryou bought them while I had to give the commentary!!! Argh... they'd better pay me with hotdogs when I'm done, or I"ll give YA a hotdog up Ya nose!
Ryou_chan:
Bakura: ......Soooooo Moving on.... Heres a commertial break!
:::Ad:::Narrator: Do you Hate dirty laundry?
Woman: *nods*
Narrator: Then You LOOOVE the new clean-it-pharaoh, from Turtle Game shop! He cleans, cooks! and even saves the world from destruction!!!
Yami: WHAT THE F-
Narrator: YES You'll LOOOVE THE NEW Clean-it-pharaoh from TGS! Now with a New Extention! Yugi-go-mess!
Ryou_chan:
Bakura: ...o.o .... That was messed up...
Asuka:
Yugi: Remind me to sue them one day.
Asuka:
Joey: *pops up again* And now it's time for the joke of the day, introducing the funniest person in the world.. .*drum roll* TEA GARDENER!
Ryou_chan:
Bakura: ... feel the exitement people...
Asuka:
Tea: Hey friends! Want to hear a joke?
Asuka:
Yugi + Joey: *clapping and hooting like bakas*
Tea: Okay... Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Joey: I know! I know! I know! *waves hands in air* Because... 7 is a lucky number!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tea: Because 7 8 9!
Joey: I'm right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps up and down happily even though he's wrong*
Ryou_chan:
Bakura: ...watch the sponsers run away in madness....
Yami Bakura: Was that even a joke!?!?
Asuka:
Joey: IT WAS! *still clapping*
Big 1 (a sponsor yelling in the background): I QUIT! GIMME MY $$$$ BACK!
Ryou_chan:
Bakura:
....NO!Ryou_chan:
Yami Bakura: OMG OMG!!!
Ryou_chan:
Bakura: what!?
Ryou_chan:
Yami Bakura: You said No!!! OMG I'm so proud!
Ryou_chan:
Bakura: .......................................................
Asuka:
Yugi: Now off to the cooking class live! Featuring our expert chef.. Isis Ishtar!
Ryou_chan:
< We should seriously make this into a FFic>
Asuka:
(YES!!!)
Ryou_chan:
<moving on...>
Asuka:
(have you got all of it? I don't cuz I was turning windows off)
Ryou_chan:
<yeah...now onwards>
Asuka:
(do you want to do Isis? or do you want me to do an egyptian dish?)
Ryou_chan:
<na you go>
Asuka:
Isis: Greetings from the sands of Egypt. Today, we are going to make boiled date pie with breadcrumbs.
Ryou_chan:
Marik: ...
ewwwwwwAsuka:
First, you take some dates from a palm tree (hire a priest to pick them for you), and peel all the skin off them. Make sure to keep the stones in so that your guests may break their teeth when eating the pie.
Ryou_chan:
Marik: .....Sis .... are you ...y'no ... alright?
Asuka:
Take a bucketful of water from the Nile and place the dates inside, then leave them and get your insane younger brother to summon the Winged Dragon of Ra so that He shall boil them.
Ryou_chan:
Marik: u_u S'hant
Asuka says:
Isis (still ranting on): Now, since Egypt does not produce puff pastry, you'll have to use papyrus to line the bottom of your baking dish. Pour the dates on top and sprinkle some fine Egyptian breadcrumbs (aka sand) on top. Let Ra cook it until Ra is so bored he makes the sky go dark by hiding behind a pyramid. Tadaa! Tasty way to scare your guests off and enjoy peace and solitude once more in...
Asuka:
the presence of unwanted company.
Ryou_chan:
Marik: .......BAKURA!!!! *runs off* SIS IS SCARING ME AGAIN!!!!!
Asuka:
Isis: And if your younger brother refuses to assist, ask the great Pharaoh himself to summon Aten, for that is another mythological form of the sun.
Ryou_chan:
Yami: ...Oh HELL no! You are sister and brother you should get along in harmony, and respect *blah blah blah*
Ryou_chan:
YamiBakura: OH Ra MAKE IT STOP *covering his ears*
Asuka:
All the Priests: RA COME FORTH! WE WANT DATE PIE WITH BREADCRUMBS!
Asuka:
(they are in the audience)
Ryou_chan:
Yami Bakura: Oh crappers ina bag.... *runs of like the Devil himself is after him*
Asuka:
Yugi: And now that I'm the only announcer, I say it is time for the kiddy show! Our dear friend Barney has deserted us after Tea told him that he did not understand the meaning of friendship. Introducing our NEW kiddy show... I turn it over to none other than... ODION!
Ryou_chan:
Bakura: What the hell happened to me? I evaporated!?
Ryou_chan:
*Tv flickers to Odion*
Asuka:
(want Odion? Maybe you've got better ideas)
La ....LA ......LAAAAAA... IM FREE! FREE I TELL YOU!!! says:
<na I suck with Egypt peeps>
Asuka:
Odion: *comes out wearing a giant sphinx costume*
Ryou_chan:
<oh yea! Thats the good stuff*
Asuka:
Odion: Now let's sing "Home on the Range" together! Come on everyone! Hold hands! Stomp your feet and sing along!
Now give me a home, where the Shadow Realm Grows
and the souls and the insane ones play!!!!!
Asuka:
Where darkness shall roam
and the light shall go home
so I can be evil all day!!!!!!!!
Oh! Home on the range!
Where the souls and the idiots play!
When I shall go home, I know I'm alone
Cuz nobody's there but us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryou_chan:
*Tv Flickers back to Bakura*
Ryou_chan:
Bakura: ....###### BALDY! WHAT IN THE NAME OF JEASUS H CHRIST WAS THAT!?!
Asuka:
Odion: Now let's play hide and seek in the pyramids! First one to be caught by a living mummy from the dead LOSES! Give it a cheery everyone!
Asuka:
All of the priests: *run and hide, Mana going into a giant pot*
Asuka:
Odion: Now I"ll count to three and by then all of you should be hidden... *covers eyes with giant sphinx paws* 1.... 2....
Priest karim: ARGHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs across stage like idiot* Mummy... mummy... I want MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryou_chan:
Yami Bakura: .....
Asuka:
Odion: 3! Karim you lose! Mwahaha! *blasts Karim to Shadow Realm* And the moral of the story is... never play hide and seek when you're mommy is watching! ha ha ha! END!
Asuka:
((some cheery kids show that was!)
Ryou_chan:
Yami Bakura: ...Pharaoh were your preist ALWAYS this stupid?
Ryou_chan:
Yami: ...Yeah they were... Sad really..
Asuka:
Yugi: What's next on the agenda Bakura-kun?
Ryou_chan:
Bakura: Lets seee.....POLE DANCING!?!? ... -____-;;; MARIK!!! ... okay after that....um... Antiques Roadshow...
Asuka:
(who sponsors this? you're doing whoever it is this time)
Ryou_chan:
(Its some crappy program my mum watches ... people bring their antiques onto the show to be anylized by experts and see what they're worth etc)
Asuka:
(PROFESSOR HAWKINS!!!!!)
Ryou_chan:
(^-^ YEAH)
....It really is sad...Isn't it..but hey now you know how to get kicks while doing Biology
